Church Drummer Gets Sign from God to Stop

Braden Bjella Published 4 hours ago in Funny

The message came down from on high that you suck.

It’s rare that you get a direct message from God, at least in the modern era. While the God of old seemed super willing to just randomly appear to people in the form of a burning bush or a multi-eyed angel, the modern man isn’t super likely to get a message from the big man in the sky (and if they do, well, there’s probably something else going on).

This, however, may actually be a case of the Lord sending a signal down to Earth. That signal? “Maybe it’s time to pick up another instrument.”