Ok what u want to do for turtle soup is starve the turtle for 18 months and then take and take its tail and maranate it in your mouth for 2 hours and then rub oil on its back for 3 minutes and then what u want to do is runover it with your car and then steadly pick up the meat parts and go to your nearest mud puddle and then u dunck it it the mud 4 times and then u lick the meat u go back to your house and put it in your largest pot and get a pigeon [just for a little taste] and rub the pigeon all over your pot then u get a rotten sausage  and stir the turtle meat with your rotten sausage ok then your ready to cook it u cook it for 2015 hours and then when its done u serve 4 to 20 serveings and get your kids to slowly suck it well this is zombiekillers turtle soup HOPE U LIKE IT PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!