When in heat, the American male penetrates his erectiley dysfunctional penis, with a corn dog, inside the vagina of a Brittany Spears or Paris Hilton. Nine months later, a American baby, pre-diabetic, poops out of that vagina. An American name such as Bobby-Sue, Moon or Fifty Cents is then given to that baby. Its name and details are then entered in an American government database stored in sewers somewhere in Canada. After the spawn reaches the adult stage, it is his turn to embark on the journey to perpetuate the culture of death and Rap music.