*sigh*



I can't sleep. I hate it when this happens. It's like, a million o'clock, and I'm not tired at all. Maybe this is what it's like to be a badass. Yeah..... I'm the man. School is tomorrow. That means I have another day to deal with that bitch of a teacher I have. I can't wait until I'm in the 6th grade. 6th graders can do whatever they want. Being in 6th grade is like..... DA BOMB!! We can take our bikes off sweet jumps.

Maybe that cute Sri Lankan chick will be in my class..... Man, she's hot. I wouldn't mind touching her bum.


Huh?


What's this?


I have a boner again..... this always happens! Every time I think about girls, I get a boner! This shit hurts!!

*rub rub*

Well..... no it doesn't really hurt.......

*rub rub rub*

Kinda feels good, actually.......

*rub rub rub rub*

Shit, it's getting harder! How do I make it go down?

*rub rub rub rub rub*

Don't go down.

*rub rub rub rub rub rub*

Oh man! Something's happening here...... kinda tingles, but it feels so good! My hand is pretty tired, but I don't wanna stop. How do I.... hmmmmmmm...... the pillow seems pretty soft........

*hump hump hump*

Oh yeah..... that's good..... I hope it keeps on tingling like this.

*hump hump hump hump*

Uh oh...... something's coming..... can't hold it back!

Don't.......


wanna................


*SPLOOGE*


What the fuck!? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!? DID I JUST PEE ON MY PILLOW!? I think I just pissed myself! I can't sleep in this! Oh man, it's all over me! Ewwwwwwww, it's all thick and..... huh?

Thick?

*sniff sniff*

Doesn't smell like pee..... I should turn on the lights.


*click*


Fuck man, it's all white! This isn't normal!! This is not cool..... something is wrong with my dick! I have to tell my parents! This could be really bad! My dick could fall off! Then my 6th grade year would be ruined, because all the girls would hear about how I lost my dick and they wouldn't wanna make out with me!! Ah shit..... AH SHIT!!! MY DICK IS GETTING BIG AGAIN!!! I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!!


"MOM!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!"
"What honey!? What's the matter!?"
"MY DICK WON'T GO BACK TO BEING SOFT AND I PEED WHITE PEE ALL OVER MY PILLOW!!!!"