So i got a new job today, and just in time too because i litterally have 3 dollars to my name, and a half a tank of gas in my car. luckily i was able to get my mom to bum me 20 bucks for food..

only thing is my new boss is cross eyed and his one eye snake is almost black with a light blue stripe. don't get me wrong he seems really nice and is actually fairly well hung otherwise. but the whole time he is talking to me i couldn't stop staring at his trousers, not looking at them in a way you would when paying attention to what someone is saying to you, but just staring at his awesome package..

i tried to just look at 1 eye in hopes it would just escape my mouth but it was hard to tell what  he was poking at me with, so because i was so focused on hiding the fact that i was completly destracted, i didn't really hear what he was saying to me so i'd just nod my head and smile..

luckily it worked and i start next tuseday. i guess i'll eventually get used to it..i hope..