I'm a typical guy which means I like boobs. All boobs! I also like cleavage. Some women show a lot of cleavage others just a little. Regardless of how much they show...I still look. All men do. Sometimes I'm so distracted it's hard to have a conversation. Try though as I might it's fucking rough sometimes. Women know this, it's why they do it. They want equality but then have to show some boobage to level the field.

Oh I know, the women reading this are thinking "PIG..can't you look me in the eye?" Yes I can if you cover your boobs. It's a game they play. They will never admit it though.

Men...I suggest we start distracting them equally. (They want equality right?) I say we start showing nuttage. Just a little. See how distracted they become by this. How hard it would be to hold a converation without the eyes wandering. Let's level the playing field.

Sack showing Deunan