So there i was in the ball pit at chucky cheese minding my own business till he walked in.  Puddle had a sexy limp and a slight drooling problem and i knew i had to have him.  I needed to be balls deep in him just like i was in the ball pit.  I slowly made my way over to the wack a mole game he was losing at so i could introduce myself.  He turned to me and our eyes met and it was pure lust, once i got over his pink eye.  We left that establishment as fast as we could, hand in hand.

We were heading back to my place and stopped for a romantic box of wine and a few snickers bars.  

I opened the door to my trailer and Puddle and i went at it like two fat women experimenting in college.  

I do not remember much, but i did wake up tied to a stuffed buffalo with my body pained like R2D2 and puddle was no where in sight.  It took me a week before i could walk properly.