Everybody has pet peeves. Wether they are normal or outrageous, I'm sure we can all think of at least one thing that other people do that infuriates you and makes you strangle the life out of the person doing it. Here are my top pet peeves in no particular order:

Foot-draggers: Too lazy to lift your feet up when you walk? You should be in a wheelchair. This was not the intended use of legs and feet. The only people that like you are shoe sole manufacturers.

Interupters: If you try to interupt me, I will raise the volume of my voice so you know I won't allow anyone to do this to me. One guy didn't get this until he got my fist in his face. Everybody who was there that night now waits a few seconds to speak after I'm done.

Baby-drunks: People who revert to their toddler selves when they are drinking, subsequently alienating everybody they're around. I know everybody gets a little funny when they're drinking but I'm talking about demanding, never satisfied, hissy fit throwing, retarded drunks. There's a reason why they tell you to "Please drink responsibly". It's for your own good!

Public speakers: No, not the kind that speaks at your motivational seminars. This is the person who talks about really personal things in public places. If I'm travelling and I have to listen to your medicine cabinet inventory of anti-depressants and hemerrhoid creams, relationship troubles, or your intricate web of drama in your life... Please brush up on your social skills... we're not as interested in your problems as you are.

So I think that these are all pretty normal pet peeves... I'd like to hear what yours are. The funnier the better but please be realistic!