As some of you know, I went to israel for a month. Anyways, for one day we went camping in the negev, so of course there aren't any bathrooms. We(I was traveling with a group) drove on buses for a couple of hours before we finally arrived at our destination.

Nature had been calling me for the last half hour or so, so I was just dying; not just from the heat(it was 110 degrees fahrenheit), but also just to be able to dispel this huge clump of digested food from my body.

As soon as we arrived, I quickly exited the bus and ran along the desert in search of a good shitting spot. I found a good spot behind a huge boulder with a trench-like area behind it. So I take off my pants and squat down to take care of business.

Might I mention that it was one of those great shits too. The kind that after you've finished, it feels like the messiah just came. The type that you feel a pound lighter after. It just felt good in general. I felt I had nothing left inside me.

So I pull my pants up and go back towards the bus to get my stuff. As I approach the bus, I see people carrying these objects in their hands that look strangely familiar. I am completely taken by surprise and this causes me to ask the question that I wish I had never asked: WE HAVE TOILET PAPER?!!?