This is a response to Switz99's blog: Stupid STUPID americans- YOU WILL ALL SUFFER

Dear Mr. Switz "ignoramus" 99,

Well, well, well.  Where do I start my good sir.  First off Switz99, learn to spell.  Your blog is loaded with spelling errors and gramatical incorrectness.  This is easily the sign of an irrational and uneducated human being.  If you are uneducated and irrational, no one will take you seriously (as can be seen by the response posts).

Next, let us discuss Pizza.  Pizza is by far one of the best food inventions ever.  It is high in calories and cheap, which is perfect for people like me; a broke American college student who is doing all he can to better himself.  Plus, it is delicious.  But what puzzles me most is that you say "americans and there filthy pizzas."  Besides the spelling error you are wrong on a fact.  While the pizza I eat is made in America; the original pizza was made in Italy.  Pizza is Italian.

I love how you jab our hygiene practices.  I, and all of my friends and family, shower at least once daily.  And yes, Mr. Switz, I do use soap.  In fact I am so fond of smelling decent that I even shower twice a day if I do strenuous exercise.

Now, our women (Ohhh our women) are beautiful.  All I can deduce from your statement about women is that you are a jealous person.  Also, not even close to all American women get cosmetic surgery.  In fact, I only personally know one woman who has had breast implants.  And insulting their brains is reprehensible on your part.  We have many brilliant women here.  For example, our speaker of the house is a woman, we have the richest self-made woman in the world here and our secretary of state (while I disagree with her a lot, she is indeed intelligent) is a woman.  I go to one of the biggest and best universities in America and guess what?  There is a larger population of women here than men.  Perhaps you only see the stupidity of the few daughters of the wealthy men at the top of the food chain.  People like Paris Hilton and the like do many stupid things, but women like that are few.  I can guarantee that there are women as stupid in your country too; to disagree is biased and ignorant.

Now; “think about it , Gas prices , Females with aids ,  homosexxualism its all cuz of them”.  There are so many fallacious statements and misspellings in one sentence (if you would like to call it that).  Foreign gas prices have nothing to do with the United States.  We don’t set the prices of oil, the countries in the Middle East and South America that sell the oil do, as well as domestic speculators that buy the oil and sell it at higher prices and foreign governments that impose their own taxes.  Before you make a statement like that, know what makes prices go up.  It is simple economics my friend.

“Females with aids”.  Why just females?  Men can acquire HIV too.  Plus I want you to know that less than one percent of our citizens are HIV positive.  Can most countries boast such a low infection rate?  The answer is no.  Plus, we are not the region that exported this disease.  HIV is a virus that was derived from SIV, which infects monkeys.  We have no monkeys in the US, the monkeys that were infected with SIV were from sub-Saharan Africa.  I am fairly sure that the US is not in Africa.

“homosexxualism”.  Besides the fact that you spelled it completely wrong, your understanding of it is completely wrong (see my blog on the issue).  Homosexuality is not an American phenomenon.  In fact there was homosexuality present in ancient societies such as the Greeks.  Plus, homosexuality is not a virus; it will not pass from person to person.  It is hardwired into the brain, so to speak.

I could rip on your blog all day but I will leave you with one more point.  Before you criticize us for invading various countries, know which countries we have invaded.  We did not invade Egypt.  Where did you get the idea that we did that?  And claiming that Israel and Japan are next?  What are you thinking?  Those are allies to the US.  And Israel… ISRAEL… WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?  Israeli-American relations are tip top (I would say overly friendly).  Also, perhaps you do not know this, but most Americans are against our involvement in Iraq.  Afghanistan on the other hand was semi-justified.  You have no room to speak on American foreign policy.

In conclusion you show many signs of unintelligence.  You lump us all together as Bush supporters (he has about a 30% approval rating give or take a few).  He is a man who got to power using scare tactics and most Americans cannot stand him anymore.  He will go down in history as one of the worst presidents in US history.  Plus, your writing skills are minimal.  Take an English class, a geopolitics class, a political science class and economics class and rewrite your thesis.

Cordially,

Bobthecrusader