The situation with a ton of countries making an aggressor out of Russia and clearly trying to feed people with propaganda about Putin starting a war is turning from distasteful to pathetic. Anyone who looked into that matter knows that Crimea used to be a part of Russia. Moreover, the current residents of Crimea have made a poll and well over 90% of them WANT TO BE RUSSIAN. So Putin took Crimea away from the Ukrainian oligarchs (political mobsters, basically) and it's Russian now. Simple. But a lot of douche bag hippies want to turn this into the start of World War 3.

So recently Putin decided that the Russian armies should leave the Ukrainian border (they were there in case Ukraine would try to start a riot. Seems reasonable, cause the Ukrainians are prolly less butt hurt now and won't try to attack. What do the other countries have to say about it? They are speculating about what Putin is up to with withdrawing his army from the borders. Prolly a sneak attack, right? This kind of political taunting is seriously idiotic, because it doesn't serve any other purpose than turning other nations against Russia for taking what was theirs.

Let's look at this situation from a different angle. Dimitri is a boy in grade school. He brought his favorite toy to school and he was playing with it in class. The teacher took it away and put it into her desk. She told Dimitri that he's gonna get it back after the school year is over. But in the meantime, another kid, let's call him Petey, got into a fight and he got hit pretty bad. He was crying and crying. The teacher went over her head to make Petey feel better. She took the toy she confiscated from Dmitri out of her desk an gave it to Petey. He stopped crying, bla bla bla.

So the school year is over an Dimitri wants his toy back. The teacher says she doesn't know where it is. Dimitri is mad but yeah, school is over, and he wants to go out and play with his friends, so he doesn't inquire.

Vacation is over, another school year begins. After a few days Dimitri notices Petey is playing with his toy. He walks up to Petey and tells him that it's his toy, that it was taken away from him, and that he wants it back. Petey starts crying cause it's his fave toy now. Dimitri doesn't care - he takes his own damned toy away from Petey.

What happens next? The teacher finds out and tells Dimitri to give that toy back to Petey. Dimitri is shocked. He tells the teacher that it's his toy, but she's not listening to his arguments. She tells him to give Petey back his toy, cause Petey is the new owner and it is unfair to Petey. Dimitri refuses.

The teacher then calls a meeting with the parents and tells them about how it's so saddening that Dimitri is a thief and a bully. The parents of other children, from different classes, join the convo, even though it's none of their damned business. They come up with some punishment methods for Dimitri - like Dimitri shouldn't be allowed to play basketball with the other kids, or that the school cafeteria won't sell ice cream to Dimitri.

Dimitri doesn't care. He keeps his toy. The teacher is relentless, though. She calls for another meeting with the parents and starts speculating. She tells them that Dimitri is "most likely" going to start taking other kids' toy soon. She mentions Tommy and Bobby, who have some kick ass G.I. Joes. They are likely gonna be Dimitri's next victims.

Absurd situation? Indeed it is. How about the media stop whining about this shit, since it sounds retarded. Nobody's attacking noone. Whenever I hear about this on the news I think about how stupid and gullible some people can be.