When a woman wears tight pants, it's sexy (given that the woman is slender and attractive) when a man wears tight pants, it's goddamn creepy. The simple fact of the matter is, you aren't comfortable in them unless you have no balls and don't try to fool yourself by telling me you are, moose knuckles. Fashion over function is something that makes no sense to regular men, we wear what is either comfortable or required. So, unless putting the squeeze on your twig and berries is absolutely necessary, knock it off! We have a word for guys who wear tight pants where I come from... GAY!