Many of you know me. Many fo you do not. And those of you who do not...well I must say my dear dear ignorant friends you have missed much. You've missed many a grand tale of adventure, mishaps and shenanigans alike. Oh and you missed me ranting and raving about absolutely nothing and using big words to sound like a pretentious(big word) conniving(big word that makes no sense in this sentence) keffelterning(big word i just made up...it now means bunny rabbit...use it or die) ass hole.

       Luckily for me, I actually am quick-witted and talk the same way I type. Most of this shit is coming out of my head/penis as we speak...who said that? penis? get the fuck out of here.

SO! I can actually make a crowd of people talk if they aren;t look-down-their-noses-at-you-until-you-ounch-them-in-the-face-douches-horizontal-slash...-

One nifty(hehehe nifty) way of doing so is sitting down witha  group of people you have never met before and (remember to keep a straight face) without saying hello say"...so i was fuckin this guy in the ass right? and he turned around and said I love you, and I said eww, what are you gay?" this is sure to evoke reactions. If it doesn't...I hate them. I instantly and utterly hate them. Because those people are just fuckin boring. Get your head out of your ass and make some sort of response. whethere it be hapy, angry, constipated, Amused,Bemused or C-mused but give me SOMETHING!

another equally fun one in the same context is "so i was fucking this fat chick right? and there was cake involved." period. nothing else.

Hell, i did this at my prom. My girlfriend(yes she's real!..kind of!) stared at her napkin expecting embarrassment to follow suit but no...hoorahs and jubulant(BIG FUCKING WORD) shouts were heard throughou the prison cell sized room.

Friends, Foes and Midgets alike(not little people, fucking midgets! THEY! ARE! MIDGETS!) as long as you just don;t give a shit about how people will take something you say...belt out whatever comes to mind. eventually you may say somethign half way funny and then you have ONE good memory in your life and you won't have to go home and kill yourself. And when this happens thank me. Jesus Christ..wait shit im not thirty three yet I can't say that....thegodlyone...thank the godlyone. and ya know what?

thegodlyone has spoken and it was about absolutely nothing

PS. what the fuck happened to the spell check? there was one and now it's gone. My typing looks like a monkey wiped it's ass on the keyboard....yeah let that sink into your mind