Once upon a time I didn't know what time it was.  I went scrabbling around the house trying to find a watch or a clock or something that tells the time.  No such luck.  So I go into the woods, maybe a hunter would know the time.  As I kept on walking deeper and deeper into the wood I see Mr. Wolf from a distance.  True story I swear.  So I yell out to Mr. Wolf "What time is it Mr. Wolf?"  He said "10:00."  I couldn't hear him so I walked 10 steps towards him and I asked him again. "What time is it Mr. Wolf?" He now said "6:00."  I could quite make out what he said so I took 6 steps towards him and I asked him for a third time. "What time is it Mr. Wolf?" he turns towards me open his huge mouth yells "DINNER TIME!!!"  I reply "Oh boy dinner time!" and I ran all the way home for dinner.  After all today is pizza Saturday

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