Believe it or not, there are some who would give it up to Link.



In my opinion, they can choke on a fat one.





Feel free to offer your own comparisons, or ideas for the next volume.

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LINK: Has a sword that fires lasers

KRATOS: Hurls swords attached to chains

WINNER: Link

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LINK: Blows up shit with bombs

KRATOS: Blows up people with bare hands

WINNER: Kratos

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LINK: Drinks milk

KRATOS: Takes away Link's milk

WINNER: Kratos

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LINK: Dresses in fairy clothes

KRATOS: Doesn't look like a fairy

WINNER: Kratos

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LINK: Screams after taking a hit

KRATOS: Screams all the time

WINNER: Link

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LINK: Partner is an annoying fairy

KRATOS: Partner is a Pegasus

WINNER: Neither. Both gay.

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LINK: Never fucked Saria

KRATOS: Has threesomes in every game

WINNER: Kratos

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LINK: Has no family

KRATOS: Killed his family

WINNER: Kratos

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LINK: Sees iron gate.... looks for switch three rooms away

KRAOTS: Sees iron gate.... lifts iron gate with bare hands

WINNER: Kratos

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LINK: Refills health by collecting hearts

KRATOS: Refills health by killing

WINNER: Kratos