Our beer

Which art in bottles

Hallowed be thy sport

Thy will be drunk

I will be drunk

At home as it is in the pub

Give us each day our daily beverage

And forgive us our spillage

As we forgive those who spillest against us

And lead us not into poofy wine tasting

And deliver us from Tequila

For mine is the bitter

The chicks and the rugger

Forever and ever

Amstel!!