A research crew, willing to investigate the secrets of long life, goes to a home for elders. They see a very old man and ask: "Sir, what is the secret for living long?" The old man replies: " To keep a very severe routine, wake up early and lead a life full of exercise". They ask another one the same question. " I never smoked, never drank. And always kept a very healthy diet." Then they notice a man, who is certainly the eldest in that home. "Well, I really lived life! I´ve smoked two packs a day since I was 16. I would always be seen in bars, on every bender around you would find me... no routine, just living life to its edge." The interviewer, who is completely amazed by this very very old man, asks: "Oh really, sir? Would you tell us how old are you? "36, darling, 36... don´t I look great?"