A man's wife was going into labor and when she eventually had the baby, the baby was african american. The man was thinking,"How the fuck is this possible?!?" The doctor came over to him and saw the astounded look on his face.
"Doctor I don't understand how in the world this is possible!"
"Sir I've got story to tell you that should explain your predicament. A hunter was going to go out into the forest one day to go hunting for bears. However instead of picking up his shotgun, he accidentally picked up his umbrella. While out hunting he came into contact with a bear who began to charge at him after noticing his presence the man quickly pulled the umbrella up, aimed, and the bear fell down dead."
"Impossible. Another man must have shot the bear."
"Exactly my point..."