One day Alice was racing through the halls of the asylum in her wheelchair when she came across Jimmy. Jimmy said, "Stop, I need to see your driver's license." Alice searched her purse, pulled out a peppermint and Jimmy sent her on her way. A few minutes later she came across Ben who asked to see proof of insurance. Alice searched her bag and showed him a used kleenex and he sent her on her way. A few more laps around the halls and Alice came across Sam standing in the middle of the hallway swinging his penis around. Alice skidded to a halt and said, "Shit, not the damn breathalizer again."