Two guys were screwing the same chick at the same time and they were greeted with the bad news one day that their common squeeze had got knocked up.

Having no way of knowing which was the father, the two guys
chipped in and sent her out of town to have the little bastard.

Several months passed without either of the mates hearing from the chick,so one of them decided to find her and get some news about the pregnancy.

The next day, the other dude got a call from the other guy. "Ive got some good news and some bad news," the guy said on the telephone.

"Well, give me the bad news first," replied the other.

"The bad news is that shes fine and she had twins," came the reply.

"And the good news?"

"Mine died"