a man walked into a pub and on the bar was a jar full of 5 pound notes and a donkey , he asks the bar tender 'what is this?' the bar tender replies 'its a competition win all the fivers in the jar if you can make the donkey laugh,so the man slips a fiver in the jar and takes the donkey into the toilets and a minute later him and the donkey came out in stiches laughing, the bar tender asks ' how did you do that?' the man taps his nose and takes the jar home, next week the man comes back and theres a jar of tenners on the bar , the bar tender says 'new compitition win the jar of tenners if you can make the donkey cry' the man slips a tenner in the jar and takes the donkey in the toilets , a minute later he and the donkey come out the donkey is crying like a baby , and he takes the jar and as he about to leave the bar tender asks 'oh come on please tell me how you did that' the man replies' the first time i told him my dick was bigger than his,the second time i showed him'