Actual things that George W. Bush has said:

“They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it’s some kind of federal program.”

“One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected.”

“The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.”

“The senator has got to understand – he can’t have it both ways. He can’t take the high horse and then claim the low road.”

“I am mindful not only preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.”

“How do you know if you don’t measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?”

“They misunderestimated me.”