Actual things that George W. Bush has said:

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

"What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think vulcanize society."

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy."

"I would have to ask the questioner. I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning."

"I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them."