A man spots a nice looking girl in a bar so he goes up and starts small
talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asks her name. "Carmen," she
replies.
That's a nice name," he says, warming up the conversation, "Who named
you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answers.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she says
looking directly into his eyes. "What's your name?"
"Beercunt." he replies.