1. If Chuck Norris has five dollars, and you have five dollars, he is richer than you.

2. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

3. Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

4. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

5. Behind Chuck Norris' beard is not a chin, but another fist.

6. When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.

7. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

8. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.