Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Know why that is? They don't fancy each other.
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
A dog is for life, not just for Christmas. So be careful at the next office Christmas party.
I live near a remedial school. There's a sign on the road outside that says, "SLOW CHILDREN". That can't be good for their self-esteem.
Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes.
A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, "Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?" I said, "All right, but we won't get much done."
I've got no problem buying tampons. I'm a modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present.
I hate those emails where they try to sell you penis enhancers. I got 10 just the other day.Eight of them from my girlfriend.It's the two from my mum that really hurt.
When someone close to you dies? move seats.
I'm not worried about the Third World War