An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Nancy asked if there was anything wrong,

"Yes, Nurse Nancy",said Mr.Wallace,"My Private Part died today,and I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences."

"The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his
Private Part hanging out his pajamas."

He met Nurse Nancy. " Mr.Wallace, "she said, "You shouldn't be walking
down the hall like that."

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.

"But, Nurse Nancy," replied Mr. Wallace, "I told you yesterday that my
Private Part died."

Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?

Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing.