michael jackson, george bush, and a group of school kids are on a plane when suddenly the pilot jumps out and screams "WE ARE OUT OF FUEL WE'RE GOIN DOWN!"
then he grabs a parachute and jumps out the plane. george bush goes looking for some parachutes and he can only fing two of them. he turns to michael jackson and says "c'mon we can take the only parachutes and live!"
so michael jackson says "but what about the children?"
George bush looks at him and says " SCREW THE KIDS"
Michael jackson gasps and says "i dont know... do we have time?"