A dad's expectation
It is Tim's sixteenth birthday, his dad is very excited. His dad always wanted him to be a macho type of boy. A boy who is very popular with the girls and who makes a lot of girlfriends.

The next day, Tim breaks it to him saying
"Dad, i am seeing someone, and i am very excited"

"Really", said his dad with enthusiasm. "How long has it been"

"Almost a week now", said Tim

"So have you, you know...done it yet", said the excited dad.

"Yes we have", said Tim.

"Really....when", said the dad, with a proud face.

"Yesterday", said Tim

"So..... are you planning to do it again soon", said the dad.

Tim replies, "Oh,..not anytime soon, my butt still hurts from all the penetration he did last night"