The year was 1876. A lone stage coach rumbled along a road in Texas. Inside was a tough Texan cowboy, a southern belle, and a sissy businessman from out east.
"Hey, lady, I'll pay you $2 for some oral sex," says the businessman. Without warning, the cowboy pulls his revolver and blows him away.
"Thank you for defending my honor," the lady says.
"To hell with your honor!" the Texan roars, "I won't have him raisin' the price of our women!"