An Irish woman got off the coach at her stop and proceeded to walk down the high street with both her tatties hanging out and both were swinging from side to side in time with her waking along,all of a sudden a policeman walkink towards her stopped her and asked "Madam are you aware i could arrest you on the spot right this very minute for public indecency?" the rather startled woman replied "bejaysus bejaysus wot for officer wot exactly ave oi done wrong now ?" to which the officer replied " Madam you are walking down the high street with both your breasts on display for the whole world to see and its quite illegal here to do this type of thing!" by now the more startled than ever woman looked down at her breasts and cried" OH BEJAYSUS MARY MOTHER OF GOD IVE GOT OFF THE COACH AND LEFT BOTH OF MY TWIN BABBIES ON IT"