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Dumb crooks

This is a story of a guy who needs cash and trys to rob a convenient store to get the money.

A man walks into a convenient store like nothing is wrong. He just walks in. He goes to the back of the store and puts a brown paper bag over his head and walks up to the counter.

"give me your money." he says calmy.

"what?" said the clerk.

"you heard me."

"you want money from my store?"

"yes. noone needs to get hurt. just give me the money. "

after the clerk falsely trys to get the money out of the cash drawer he tells the robber that the button isnt working and he cant find the key.

"are you lieing to me?" asked the robber.

"no." said te clerk

"well...dangit."

after that a young kid walks in and doesnt even care about the man next to him. he picks up a Snickers bar and puts it on the counter.

"1.09" said the clerk

the kid pays for his snickers and leaves and the robber didnt even notice that the cash drawer was opened with no problem.

after he realizes his attempt tragically failed he leaves the store with the bag on his head and empty handed.

the clerk decided not to call the cops because for one he did no harm to anyone and was too stupid to notice he opened the drawer with no problem.

The man obviously had no idea what he was doing.
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