A farmer decided that he needed to go into town to buy a new rooster, since his current one was getting old, and none of the hens were laying fertilized eggs.

So, the new rooster gets brought back to the farm, and runs into the old cock. The old one says "Listen bud, don't even think of going after the hens without earning the right. They're mine."

"How can I earn it?" asked the young rooster.

"You have to beat me in a race around the chicken's coop."

So, the race started, and the old rooster got an early lead. They rooster had almost reached the finish line, when the young rooster started catching up, and was only a few inches behind, when a loud gunshot stopped the young rooster in his tracks.

"God dammit!" yelled the farmer. "That's the third gay rooster I buy this week!"