Fridays In Hell


One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.


The demon asked, "Why so glum?"


The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"


"Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"


"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."


"Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, Tequila, Guinness, Wine Coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!"


The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."


"You a smoker?" the demon asked.


"You better believe it!"


"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already dead, remember?"


"Wow, the