Q what do you call a nigger with yellow teeth
A a violet crumbele

how do you know a nigger has been in your house???
ya thongs are missing and your money is gone...

how do you know a frenchman has been in your back yard????
your dogs pregnent and your garbage cans is empty....

what do micheal Jackson and a credit card have in common???
they are both plastic.....

what do you get when you cross micheal jackson and arnold schwarzennegger????
MICHEAL WASANIGGER