keith richards goes to heaven, and an angel takes him for a tour. as they walk along they hear a beautiful melody. keith asks, "what is that?"
"oh, thats eric clapton. he thinks hes god."
they continue walking, and hear an even more beautiful sound. "who is that?"
"oh, that's just randy rhoads. he thinks hes god."
as they keep walking, they hear the most angelic, awsome guitar imaginable.
"who is that? he's awesome!"
"oh, that's just god. he thinks he's yngwie.