Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation
took place: First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to
come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would
paint every room in the house next weekend.' Second guy: 'That is
nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for
the pool.' Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my
wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.' They continue to fish.
When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked
him. 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to
come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?' Fourth guy: 'I just set
my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife
a slap on her butt and said: 'Fishing or Sex?' and she said: 'Wear
sun-block.'