Hitler walks into a bar. He says, "Bartender. give me a beer." The bartender gave him a beer looking at him funny and asks, "Hey are you Adolf Hitler?"

Hitler: Yeah.

Bartender: I thought you were dead.

Hitler: No I just did that so people would think I am dead and so I could be alive to start World War 3.

Bartender: What are you going to do to start that?

Hitler: I'M going to kill a million jews and two clowns.

Bartender: Why two clowns?

Hitler: SEE NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE JEWS!!!