This guy's wife asks, "Honey, if I died would you
remarry?" He replies, "Well, after a considerable
period of grieving, we all need companionship, so I
guess I would." She says, "If I died and you remarried,
would she live in this house?" He replies, "We've spent
a lot of time and money getting this house just the
way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house,
so I guess she would." So she asks, "If I died and
you remarried, and she lived in this house, would she
sleep in our bed?" He says, "That bed is brand new,
we just paid $2,000 for it, it's going to last a long time,
so I guess she would." She asks, "If I died and you
remarried, and she lived in this house, and slept in
our bed, would she use my golf clubs?" And he
says, "Oh no, she's left-handed."