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Indian Buys Condoms

An Indian walks into a liquor store and approaches the front counter. The clerk says "how can I help you today?" The Indian replies "Condom" So the clerk sells him the condom.

A couple of days later the Indian comes back and the clerk says "same thing as last time?" The Indian says "No. Right nut UGH left nut UGH condom KABLOWIE" So the clerk responds "OH! So you need a larger and thicker condom. I've got just what you need. Here's our largest condom" And the Indian Leaves.

A couple days later the Indian returns and the clerk says "How did that last one work out for you?" The Indian replies "Right nut UGH, left nut UGH condom KABLOWIE" And the clerk says "WHAT!? I don't know how that's possible! Alright, Alright... Let me see if I can help you out" He checks the back room and brings out a condom that's really just a practical joke. "Here you are!" He says "This is about an inch thick an
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