A small Jewish guy is being sent to jail because of embezzling millions of dollars from a company of his. Being that it is a federal crime, he has to go to a federal prison.
He arrives at prison and is quickly brought to his new cell. When he walks in, he sees this 6ft 4 black guy easily weighing over 275lbs standing in the cell waiting for him.
The black guy in an extremely deep voice says " In my cell, we play house. Now, you can be the husband or you can be the wife. I will let you choose."
The Jewish guy knowing this is a bad situation regardless decides which choice would be easiest. He tells that black guy " I guess I will be the husband."
The black guy replies " Good, now come over here and suck your wifes dick!"