Q: What do you get when you kick a 6 yr old boy down a flight of stairs?
A: Turned on.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: Nothing

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex?
A: The 6 yr old in my closet.

Q: What's so great about having sex with twenty one year olds?
A: There's twenty of them

Q: How do you get a dead baby into a glad container?
A: Use a blender.
Q: How do you get it back out?
A: Use nacho chips.

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Two scoops of ice cream some root beer and a dead baby.

Q: What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane?
A: A pilot you racist motherfucker.