Jonah and the whale
Bulldog2001
Published
03/03/2008
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
“Whales can’t swallow people,†the teacher said. “Even though they are large mammals, their throats are very small.â€
“But Jonah was swallowed by a whale,†the little girl replied.
“That just can’t be,†the teacher said. “It’s physically impossible.â€
“When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah,†said the little girl.
The teacher looked down at her, smiled and asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?â€
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.â€
“Whales can’t swallow people,†the teacher said. “Even though they are large mammals, their throats are very small.â€
“But Jonah was swallowed by a whale,†the little girl replied.
“That just can’t be,†the teacher said. “It’s physically impossible.â€
“When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah,†said the little girl.
The teacher looked down at her, smiled and asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?â€
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.â€
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