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Lame Ass Joke Of The Day 1

A man walks into a bar and sees a horse sobbing uncontrollably with a large jar of money in front of him.

The man walks up to the bar and orders a drink and asks the bartender, "Whats the deal with this horse?"

The bartender replies, "You put a dollar in the jar and if you can get the horse to shut up, you can take the money."

The guy walks over, puts a dollar in the jar, whispers something in the horses ear and horse stars laughing hysterically.

The man picks up the jar and leaves.

A few days later, the same man walks back into the bar and the horse is still laughing and has another jar of money in frot of him.

The man walks up to the bar and orders another drink and asks the bartender, "Okay, now whats the deal with this horse?"

The bartender replies, "Well, since you left, that horse will not shut up. It's the same deal, put a dollar in and shut him up, the moneys yours."

The man walks over, puts another dollar in, leans over and whispers something in the horses ear.

The horse droops his head and starts crying again.

The man picks up the jar of money and starts to leave the bar.

The bartender stops him and says, "okay, I wasn't going to ask, but I've just got to know, What the hell did you say to that horse?"

"Well," the man replies, "The first time I told him my dick was bigger than his. This time I showed him!"
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