Limited-edition Alabama Barbies
alittlegassy
Published
07/09/2008
Even if your not from Alabama, these are funny!
Mattel recently announced the release of the improved limited-edition
Barbie Dolls for the East Central Alabama Area
"The Mountain Brook Barbie " This princess Barbie is sold only at The Summit . She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.
"The Trussville Barbie"
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit.
She gets lost easily and if not a teacher or nurse has no full-time occupation. Traffic-jamming cell phone sold separately.
"The Bessemer Barbie"
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid
Mattel recently announced the release of the improved limited-edition
Barbie Dolls for the East Central Alabama Area
"The Mountain Brook Barbie " This princess Barbie is sold only at The Summit . She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.
"The Trussville Barbie"
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit.
She gets lost easily and if not a teacher or nurse has no full-time occupation. Traffic-jamming cell phone sold separately.
"The Bessemer Barbie"
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid
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