A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop.

From inside they heard the shopkeeper say, You foreigners! Come in." So the couple walked in.

The Jamaican said to them, "I have some magical sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."

The wife was really interested in buying the sandals, but her husband felt he really didn't need them.

The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"

The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man."

Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!!

The husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own and started pounding away.

Frantically the old Jamaican screamed "WRONG FEET, YOU HAVE SHOES ON WRONG FEET"