a man walks into a bar sits down and sees a monkey behind the bar. the man looks at the bartender and ask him why there is a monkey there. The bartender says just don't worry about it and drink up.

The man keeps drinking and asks again why is there a monkey behind the bar

The bartender says fine i will show you.

The bartender opens the cage and the monkey hops out, then the bartender takes a bat and hits the monkey in the head. The monkey walks up to the bartender pulls the bartenders pants off and blows him. Then the monkey hops back in the cage.

The guy looks at the bartender and says that is the coolest thing he has ever seen.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says well do you want to try then.

So the guy looks at the bartender and says "sure but don't hit me as hard"