Frown and mutter 'gotta go, gotta go' then sigh and say 'oops!'

Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

Holler 'Chutes away!' whenever the elevator descends.

Leave a box between the doors.

Start a sing-along.

When the elevator is silent, look around and ask 'is that your beeper?' .

Say 'Ding!' at each floor.

Lean against the button panel.

Say 'I wonder what these do' and push the buttons.

Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

Bring a chair along.

Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.