An ambassador went on a goodwill trip to Papua New Guinea. The tribal chief said, "It is customary that visitors play New Guinea roulett."

"What's that?" the ambassador asked.

The chief pointed toward six beautiful naked women. All were kneeling and licking their lips suggestively. The ambassador unzipped his pants and said, "If this is what I think it is, I'm going to like New Guinea roulette."

"Be careful, ambassador," his bodyguard warned. "It's called roulette because one of them is a cannibal."