barrack obama was walking across a bridge when he fell in a river. three boys were fishing below and pulled him to safety. he was grateful and told each one they could have anything they want. the first said he wanted to go to disney world obama said no problem. the second said he wanted a fishing trip to alaska to wich he replied no problem. the third said he wanted a wheel chair with a stereo and tv and video games. he looked him over and said "why son you dont look disabled?" he replied "i will be when my father finds out i saved your ass."